Auto-sniping patents awarded to Weapons Software
Rovation leads the way in sniping droid technology
(Colorado Springs, CO) Rovation’s Weapons Software division has been issued a suite of firmware patents for flash-based, EEPROM-updatable high-speed sniping firmware.
Military sources claim sniping accuracy is nearly doubled over existing techniques, and reportedly have been as excited as Rovation’s own field testing teams.
No human interference
Flash updates are devised, implemented, and tested with no human interference. Public domain genetic algorithms for sniping strategies are combined with proprietary field testing on common rodents, with stellar results.
Few human casualties in early tests
While animal rights groups have understandably been upset about sniping tests, families of two Rovation employees mortally wounded during earlier tests have settled amicably with the firm, citing national security as a reason for their silence, and are said to be grateful for the charitable foundations Rovation established in the former employee’s names. Animal rights activists have had no comment about the human fatalities.